WhatKatSays

katwithauhall:

THIS IS FANTASTIC

everybodysdeaddave:

Gaga(Girl² - Penis) + Beyonce + References^Tarantino + Telephones = Women Everywhere - Heterosexuality.

2 x Gaga = The Reason We Need A Cloning Machine.

(Gaga - Classiness + Trashy Blonde Hair) x -100(Coolness) = Ke$ha

My love for Gaga = my hatred for Katy Perry² + 30(My Love of Kittens).

Also:

Zooey Deschanel + Betty Page > Katy Perry, every fucking time. (Seriously, the next person I hear comparing Perry to Page or Deschanel is getting punched in the face.)

(Source: fuckingcoldlikeadqblizzard)