October 2011
1 post
“I want you to be comfortable with being gay, because I’m going to touch...”
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Oct 11th
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July 2011
1 post
“When the bitch be cray cray, you need to run away way.”
Jul 23rd
March 2011
70 posts
“Think skinny thoughts.”
Mar 24th
“I smell like insert inappropriate comment for women here”
Mar 24th
3 tags
“Nicki: why didn’t you warn me? Kat: about the shyte? Nicki: yeah the s*...”
Mar 23rd
8 tags
“She can’t control what i want. [me: yes she can she’s your...”
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
1 note
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
1 note
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
2 notes
5 tags
Mar 16th
3 tags
Mar 16th
1 tag
“Big Dyke on Campus.”
Mar 16th
Anonymous asked: How does it make you feel that someone has started a blog about you?
Mar 16th
Mar 16th
157 notes
5 tags
Mar 14th
6 notes
3 tags
Mar 14th
2 tags
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
4 tags
“eating this amazingly fat food takes a lot of time and contemplation. i dont...”
Mar 13th
3 tags
“That Awkward moment when you realize you are crushing on a 19 year old… Egh.”
Mar 13th
3 tags
Mar 13th
9 notes
4 tags
“we’re definitely gonna be together forever. you’re just my type-...”
Mar 12th
1 tag
Mar 12th
4 tags
“i just dropped my phone in my vagina.”
Mar 12th
1 tag
Mar 12th
6 tags
“it’s called being polite. i’d like to see more of it.”
Mar 12th
1 tag
Mar 12th
5 tags
“do you just wear sweats all the time or did you actually do something athletic?”
Mar 12th
1 tag
Mar 11th
I won't name any names...
But just about every single one of these posts is an old status of mine on facebook. I apologize. I promise to be “new funny” once this homework load gets off my back. Seriously, homework is just as much of a threat to my funny bone as my overbearing catholic mother. 
Mar 11th
1 tag
“8am class: worst idea ever”
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
1 tag
“my brain is going to explode from snot pressure. be prepared with raincoat and a...”
Mar 11th
1 tag
Mar 11th
4 tags
“Christmas. Lord. Fontana. Lord. My Mom. Lord. Help. Christ.”
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
1 tag
“OH, what up bay area?! Missed you, no homo.”
Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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“Seriously just mindfucked by Black Swan.”
Mar 10th
1 tag
Mar 10th
You should never listen to Gaga while doing math...
katwithauhall: THIS IS FANTASTIC everybodysdeaddave: Gaga(Girl2 - Penis) + Beyonce + ReferencesTarantino + Telephones = Women Everywhere - Heterosexuality. 2 x Gaga = The Reason We Need A Cloning Machine. (Gaga - Classiness + Trashy Blonde Hair) x -100(Coolness) = Ke$ha My love for Gaga = my hatred for Katy Perry2 + 30(My Love of Kittens). Also: Zooey Deschanel + Betty Page > Katy...
Mar 10th
1 tag
“Angry Vagina: check. Homework: ….”
Mar 10th