October 2011
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I want you to be comfortable with being gay, because I’m going to touch...
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July 2011
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When the bitch be cray cray, you need to run away way.
March 2011
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Think skinny thoughts.
I smell like insert inappropriate comment for women here
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Nicki: why didn’t you warn me?
Kat: about the shyte?
Nicki: yeah the s*...
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She can’t control what i want. [me: yes she can she’s your...
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Big Dyke on Campus.
Anonymous asked: How does it make you feel that someone has started a blog about you?
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eating this amazingly fat food takes a lot of time and contemplation. i dont...
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That Awkward moment when you realize you are crushing on a 19 year old… Egh.
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we’re definitely gonna be together forever. you’re just my type-...
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i just dropped my phone in my vagina.
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it’s called being polite. i’d like to see more of it.
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do you just wear sweats all the time or did you actually do something athletic?
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I won't name any names...
But just about every single one of these posts is an old status of mine on facebook. I apologize. I promise to be “new funny” once this homework load gets off my back.
Seriously, homework is just as much of a threat to my funny bone as my overbearing catholic mother.
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8am class: worst idea ever
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my brain is going to explode from snot pressure. be prepared with raincoat and a...
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Christmas. Lord. Fontana. Lord. My Mom. Lord. Help. Christ.
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OH, what up bay area?! Missed you, no homo.
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Seriously just mindfucked by Black Swan.
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You should never listen to Gaga while doing math...
katwithauhall:
THIS IS FANTASTIC
everybodysdeaddave:
Gaga(Girl2 - Penis) + Beyonce + ReferencesTarantino + Telephones = Women Everywhere - Heterosexuality.
2 x Gaga = The Reason We Need A Cloning Machine.
(Gaga - Classiness + Trashy Blonde Hair) x -100(Coolness) = Ke$ha
My love for Gaga = my hatred for Katy Perry2 + 30(My Love of Kittens).
Also:
Zooey Deschanel + Betty Page > Katy...
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Angry Vagina: check. Homework: ….